Some things I've learned in the last 24 hours:
1. A "glaring of cats" is a proper collective noun
2. I like the sound of a clump of shampoo bubbles hitting the shower flower and being broken up by the jets of water: it sounds like monged applause.
3. Working weekends ain't as bad as I thought.
Sir Alan should be protected as an endangered species and made to live in a cave (preferably transparent) within London Zoo. I think he'd do a top job of acting all grumpy when being pelted with monkey nuts hurled by naughty school kids. A petition should be drawn up forthwith.
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