Guy Ritchie to direct semi-autobiographical Cockney honey badger movie

Guy Ritchie has been in talks with Columbia Pictures to direct a big budget screen adaptation of self-penned script Cockney Honey Badgers.

The screenplay is rumoured to borrow heavily from Ritchie's gritty childhood experiences, when he was raised by honey badgers on the mean streets of London's east end.

Chas and Dave are to soundtrack the film with all-new material and are thought to be voicing Ritchie's honey badger parents.